Just A Thought…!!

An apple a day will keep ANYONE away…. if it is thrown hard enough !! Oh by the way, I don’t claim to have coined this phrase. It has been around for quite a while. Only the graphic representation is mine. 🙂

Spot On !

Came across this on Facebook today – and it’s absolutely spot on ! “When you are dead, you don’t know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.” – Author Unknown

Tom, Dick & Harry have Endorsed You !

“Yippee !!! I got endorsed !!” “Huh ? Endorsed ??” “That’s right. Tom just endorsed all my skills. Isn’t that so cool ?” “What skills are you talking about ? What endorsements ? And who’s Tom?” “Man, why are you guys so ignorant. Everyone knows what a skill endorsement is. …

Best Out-Of-Office Auto Replies

An old one that’s been going around for quite a while, but still worth sharing, and good for a laugh 🙂 1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 2. You are …

Nosey !

“It has been observed that one’s nose is never so happy as when it is thrust into the affairs of another, from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.” – Ambrose Bierce